Summit #3:
Donny and Vladdy discuss nuclear arms reductions.

Imagine Donny and Vladdy sitting on the runway in chilly Nome, Alaska, aboard Vladdy’s Air Force One, nicknamed The Flying Palace because of its garish display of antique tapestries and a for-presidents-only bathroom splattered with gold accents?

Imagine the two emerging friends negotiating a nuclear arms reduction agreement to replace the outdated SALT I and II agreements while chowing down on a Papa John’s pepperoni pizza with extra cheese?

Both men are impressed with the other’s command of the potentially incendiary situation. Vladdy is willing to make a deal, but he wants something in return that makes Donny hesitate.

Fortunately, because of our numerous Russian-American cross-cultural initiatives during the past decade, our sources have provided exclusive access to the unredacted transcripts of the Nome meeting as well as a Kremlin-approved illustration that captures the spirit of nuclear arms reduction session.

So, if you pride yourself on knowing the real facts behind today’s headlines, you might want to pick up a copy of DONNY AND VLADDY. Politically Incorrect, Curiously Candid Conversation Between the World’s Two Most Controversial Leaders.